Hail to the mummy porn!!!!

The winner of the Royal Rumble, the man who is hopefully going to kick Randy Orton into a bloodied pulp of a man, Mr John Cena. Otherwise known as the mummy porn lol. Lukas has his poster up in his bedroom and I want to steal it for over my desk, there’s just something about a man with rippling muscles who can beat the living crap out of people that rings my bell. If you don’t know who he is just admire those rippling muscles while I explain. Ever since I was a little girl I have been into wrestling, I was raised in a family of wrestling nuts. Heck nan even got thrown out from wrestling matches on more than one occasion. We used to collect videos of it and when I was growing up I remember how we always used to be waiting for the next pay per view event, we used to pay friends to tape it for us and then go straight and buy the videos. As it’s painfully obvious I really love wrestling. Well my favourite wrestler is him, I think he’s hot, he’s half naked and he’s inflicting pain on other men and to me that’s heavenly lol. He got injured a while back and I have been missing my weekly dose of Mummy Porn. Now he’s back and Monday nights can go back to being my favourite of the week again, because that’s when I can see John Cena on RAW. Now Randy Orton on the other hand is an egotistical prat, who is currently holding the WWE Title. He won it from John Cena after he inflicted the injury that has kept John Cena out, that was after he assaulted John Cena’s father for no reason other than the fact that he could. I have been waiting to see Randy Orton get what’s coming to him. I want to see that smug smile beaten off his face, and what could be better than seeing it done by that gorgeous hunk of a man, with his rippling muscles. Swoon!!!

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Posted on January 28, 2008, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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